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El-Basha
01-05-2008, 01:59 AM
I've received these funny jokes about Taliban in my
e-mail....I thought I can share with you
How to tell if you're Taliban:

(BAY:)(hrt:(BAY:)
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth (hrt:.

You wipe your ar...se with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "pigs" 'unclean'.

You can't think of anything you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against (hrt:(BAY:)(sml7).

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing (bob:).
7. You were amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs hg-t.
8. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat (@:).

copy from e-mails
(BAY:)(hrt:(BAY:)

shootafar
03-05-2008, 04:34 PM
Islam = contradiction
islam against common sense
people who believe in islam are mixed up what they preach is against what they do and what they do against everything heavenly

shootafar
03-05-2008, 04:35 PM
Islam = contradiction
islam against common sense
people who believe in islam are mixed up what they preach is against what they do and what they do against everything heavenly


nevertheless ... it was funny thnx for sharing
God Bless