El-Basha
01-05-2008, 01:59 AM
I've received these funny jokes about Taliban in my
e-mail....I thought I can share with you
How to tell if you're Taliban:
(BAY:)(hrt:(BAY:)
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You have more wives than teeth (hrt:.
You wipe your ar...se with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "pigs" 'unclean'.
You can't think of anything you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against (hrt:(BAY:)(sml7).
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing (bob:).
7. You were amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs hg-t.
8. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat (@:).
copy from e-mails
(BAY:)(hrt:(BAY:)
e-mail....I thought I can share with you
How to tell if you're Taliban:
(BAY:)(hrt:(BAY:)
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You have more wives than teeth (hrt:.
You wipe your ar...se with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "pigs" 'unclean'.
You can't think of anything you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against (hrt:(BAY:)(sml7).
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing (bob:).
7. You were amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs hg-t.
8. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat (@:).
copy from e-mails
(BAY:)(hrt:(BAY:)