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ألمتوحد بن إسحق 07-03-2006 03:14 PM

From My Heart To Yours!
 
[COLOR=BLUE][SIZE=5]A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told,"First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The Germandevil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Egyptian hell and finds that there is a longline of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told,"First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Egyptian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen.
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jesus_4_us 07-03-2006 03:49 PM

[LEFT][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]It is very nice topic dear ألمتوحد بن إسحق gbu+++[/COLOR][/SIZE][/LEFT]

ألمتوحد بن إسحق 07-03-2006 04:00 PM

Hello Jesus4us
I found it this morning, and I though it might be funny to share.
I also wondered how many would respond...
Al Motawahid.

amoni 10-03-2006 04:30 PM

that is very funny
God bless you

as i finally responded

rbna ma3ak

doc. N.A.S.A

FAKHRY ABDELSAYED 10-03-2006 07:14 PM

very nice
 
thank you it is very nice topic

bent_yaso3 09-04-2006 09:43 PM

lol
that's really funny &it means alot too
thanks el motwahed for sharing

Gregory 10-04-2006 10:35 PM

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Verdana"][CENTER]Very Funny Bro Al Motawahid
God Be Wz u[/CENTER][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

ألمتوحد بن إسحق 12-04-2006 01:43 PM

[QUOTE=Gregory][COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Verdana"][CENTER]Very Funny Bro Al Motawahid
God Be Wz u[/CENTER][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE]
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Gregory 15-04-2006 03:41 AM

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Verdana"][QUOTE=ألمتوحد بن إسحق]??????????????[/QUOTE]
Sorry for Short Words

Bro = Brother
God Be Wz U = God Be With You[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]


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