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shosho_angl 15-02-2008 11:04 PM

Sad Princess
 
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Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what;

metal,

wood,

stone,

Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
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But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted, and t he prince went away sadly.
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The second prince brought diamonds.
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He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess,

"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
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She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
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Question: What was in the prince's pants?

(Scroll down for the answer)
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M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking??
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يارب تعجبكم [/CENTER]

El-Basha 16-02-2008 01:34 AM

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Good one shosho_angl ....
I was about to delete your topic ... until I’ve reached to the last line ....[/LEFT]

shosho_angl 16-02-2008 08:53 PM

[LEFT]You have to read this carefuly )noP))noP))noP)
Thanks God you read it all of them[/LEFT]

Jene 17-02-2008 01:48 PM

i was thinking at the first of ur topic how could u write any thing like that
but thanks

El-Basha 17-02-2008 08:50 PM

[QUOTE=shosho_angl;264177][LEFT]You have to read this carefuly )noP))noP))noP)
Thanks God you read it all of them[/LEFT][/QUOTE]
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Dear shosho_angl
How would dare to delete or touch your topics )noP)(sml12)……not even a moderator like me …
other wise we will use our sharia law … and cut his/her hands…... keep up the good work
(sml22)(flowers)(sml22)
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El-Basha 17-02-2008 09:02 PM

Never judge a book from its cover
 
[QUOTE=jene;264298]i was thinking at the first of ur topic how could u write any thing like that
but thanks[/QUOTE]

[CENTER][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Navy"]Thanks Jene … for your help.…)msk:)(sml2) [B]I thought I’m the only one who had this funny felling[/B] …
but the morale of the story … or as the Englaish say
"Never judge a book from its cover"… you need to read it all until the last line
المثل الأنجليزي الذي ينطبق علي هذه القصه... "لا تحكم علي كتاب من شكل الغلاف" ... يعني تقراء حتي أخر سطر ذي ما العزيزه شوشو أنجيل ما قالت ....

وده طبعا عكس المثل الشعبي المصري "الجواب بيبان من عنوانه" (sml22)

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