How to tell if you're Taliban... joks...
 

[SIZE="5"]I've received these funny jokes about Taliban in my
[LEFT] e-mail....I thought I can share with you [/LEFT][/SIZE]
[CENTER][SIZE="5"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][B][U]How to tell if you're Taliban[/U][/B]:

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You [B]refine heroin [/B]for a living, but you [B]have a moral objection to beer[/B].

You own a $3,000 machine [B]gun[/B] and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you [B]can't afford shoes[/B].

You have more [B]wives than teeth (hrt:[/B].

You wipe your ar...se with your [B]bare left hand[/B], but [B]consider bacon "pigs" 'unclean'[/B].

You can't think of anything you HAVEN'T [B]declared Jihad against (hrt:(BAY:)(sml7)[/B].

You consider [B]television dangerous,[/B] but routinely [B]carry explosives in your clothing (bob:)[/B].
7. You were amazed to discover that [B]mobile phones [/B]have uses other than [B]setting off roadside bombs hg-t[/B].
8. You've always had a crush on your [B]neighbour's goat (@:)[/B].

copy from e-mails
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مشاركة: How to tell if you're Taliban... joks...
 

Islam = contradiction
islam against common sense
people who believe in islam are mixed up what they preach is against what they do and what they do against everything heavenly

مشاركة: How to tell if you're Taliban... joks...
 

[QUOTE=shootafar;281837]Islam = contradiction
islam against common sense
people who believe in islam are mixed up what they preach is against what they do and what they do against everything heavenly[/QUOTE]


nevertheless ... it was funny thnx for sharing
God Bless