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Political Humour (from Syria)
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President Bashar Assad goes to a primary school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and Bashar asks him what his name is? the little boy answered; "Ali".
And what is your question, Ali?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, why did Syria rule Lebanon for over 30 years?
Second, why you didn't know who killed Hariri if you were the ruler of Lebanon?
And third, why did you leave Lebanon now?
Just then the bell rings for recess.
Bashar al Assad informs the kids that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Bashar says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand.
Bashar points him out and asks him what his name is?
"Elias"
"And what is your question, Elias?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did Syria rule Lebanon for over 30 years?
Second, Why you didn't know who killed Hariri if you were the ruler of Lebanon?
Third, why did you leave Lebanon now?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And Fifth, where is "Ali"?!!
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معجزة محمد الواحدة والوحيدة هى أنه أقنع من البشرالمغفلين مايزيد على مليار ونصف يصلون عليه آناء الليل واطراف النهار
ومن المؤكد أنه لن يعترض على كلامي هذا إلا غلماانه نازفى المؤخرات وحورياته كبيرات المقعدات
" كن رجلا ولا تتبع خطواتي "
حمؤة بن أمونة
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