Bravery
A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit
St. Peter asks.
Well, I can think of one thing; the man offers.
On a trip to the Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker.
I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, Leave her alone or you'll answer to me
St. Peter was impressed.
When did this happen?
Oh, just a couple minutes ago.
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معجزة محمد الواحدة والوحيدة هى أنه أقنع من البشرالمغفلين مايزيد على مليار ونصف يصلون عليه آناء الليل واطراف النهار
ومن المؤكد أنه لن يعترض على كلامي هذا إلا غلماانه نازفى المؤخرات وحورياته كبيرات المقعدات
" كن رجلا ولا تتبع خطواتي "
حمؤة بن أمونة
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