... Joke ...George W Bush and Condolisa Rice are having a meeting

[Gregory]

*George*:Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
*Condi*: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.*
George*: Great. Tell me all about it.
*Condi*: Hu is the new leader of China.
*George*: That's what I want to know.
*Condi*: That's what I'm telling you.
*George*: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
*Condi*: Yes.
*George*: I mean the fellow's name.
*Condi*: Hu.
*George*: The guy in China.
*Condi*: Hu.
*George*: The new leader of China.
*Condi*: Hu.
*George*: The main man in China!
*Condi*: Hu is leading China.
*George*: Now whaddya' asking me for?
*Condi*: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
*George*: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
*Condi*: That's the man's name.
*George*: That's who's name?
*Condi*: Yes.
*George*: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
*Condi*: Yes, sir.
*George*: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead in the
Middle East.
*Condi*: That's correct.
*George*: Then who is in China?
*Condi*: Yes, sir.
*George*: Yassir is in China?
*Condi*: No, sir.
*George*: Then who is?
*Condi*: Yes, sir.
*George*: Yassir?
*Condi*: No, sir.
*George*: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
*Condi*: Kofi?
*George*: No, thanks.
*Condi*: You want Kofi?
*George*: No.
*Condi*: You don't want Kofi.
*George*: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
*Condi*: Yes, Sir
*George*: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
*Condi*: Kofi?
*George*: No, Milk! Will you please make the call?
*Condi*: And call who?
*George*: Who is the guy at the U.N?
*Condi*: Hu is the guy in China
*George*: Will you stay out of China?!
*Condi*: Yes, sir.
*George*: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
*Condi*: Kofi.
*George*: All right! With cream and two sugars.