How to tell if you're Taliban... joks...

[El-Basha]

I've received these funny jokes about Taliban in my

e-mail....I thought I can share with you

How to tell if you're Taliban:


You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth .

You wipe your ar...se with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "pigs" 'unclean'.

You can't think of anything you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against .

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing .
7. You were amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs .
8. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat .

copy from e-mails