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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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معجزة محمد الواحدة والوحيدة هى أنه أقنع من البشرالمغفلين مايزيد على مليار ونصف يصلون عليه آناء الليل واطراف النهار ومن المؤكد أنه لن يعترض على كلامي هذا إلا غلماانه نازفى المؤخرات وحورياته كبيرات المقعدات " كن رجلا ولا تتبع خطواتي " حمؤة بن أمونة |
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thanks alot they are really funny
may god bless u |
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Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie Engineer are all working together one day and they come across a Lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, Which is three wishes in total" says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want The land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOOOFF! With the blink of The Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,Lebanon, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans,English or Australians can come into our precious state." POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around Those countries. The Aussie Engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more About this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet High, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can Get in or out; it's totally impenetrable." The Aussie Engineer sits Down, cracks a beer, smiles and says, "Fill it with water"......... آخر تعديل بواسطة El-Basha ، 20-02-2008 الساعة 03:47 AM |
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مشاركة: Jokes
The absolute best Little Johnnie joke Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnnie," coz he'd be miserable if he needed glasses". |
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