How to tell if you're Taliban... joks...

[El-Basha]

I've received these funny jokes about Taliban in my

e-mail....I thought I can share with you

How to tell if you're Taliban:


You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth .

You wipe your ar...se with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "pigs" 'unclean'.

You can't think of anything you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against .

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing .
7. You were amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs .
8. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat .

copy from e-mails

[shootafar]

Islam = contradiction
islam against common sense
people who believe in islam are mixed up what they preach is against what they do and what they do against everything heavenly

[shootafar]

المشاركة الأصلية بواسطة shootafar

Islam = contradiction
islam against common sense
people who believe in islam are mixed up what they preach is against what they do and what they do against everything heavenly

nevertheless ... it was funny thnx for sharing
God Bless